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Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow

Responsible night for a polite fellow

Say hello to my friends and comrades

Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps


Just two drinks! As a social courtesy

We can raise a glass to our past fraternity

And certainly a perfectly normal informal get-together

But it's been forever since we gathered so whatever


Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times

Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes

The whole nine, laughing remembering all the old lines

Never used to work but I could give 'em another try


Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off

I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced

Pick up another round as my friends depart and

They may not stick around but I just got started


Feel so much better than usual

I feel indisputable (Oh)

I think that I might be beautiful


Juuuuust five drinks! Fuckin' treat myself!

Pour the Dom Pérignon from the back of the top shelf

Spend like God put on airs to sell it

Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous


Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war!

I'm gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door

Zero to 60, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting

Bottom and I'm feeling like committing a crime


Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count?

I can't remember the night, what I drank, or the amount

I'm fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling

Sorry, was I saying something?


12 drinks! Strolling out of the hospital

Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?

Another night losing it more than I can afford

Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?


Feel so much better than usual

I feel indisputable (Oh)

But now I'm feeling so beautiful

Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing

I know that I will be ugly when

I feel like myself again (Oh)

But now I'm feeling so beautiful


Bottle of scotch served on the rocks with a shot of cachaca

Vodka sake kamikaze with a handle of sherry

A cherry brandy with a jaeger chaser champagne float

A bourbon hot toddy in teacup of throat coat


Martini, bellini, negroni, Baileys, kahlua, sambuca

Soju, paloma, mojito, gimlet, frangelico, Guinness

Tequila, manhattan, a margarita old fashioned

Dry vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed


Soldiering over I'm slower, shoulder to shoulder with no one

Stumbling, sobering, making friends with a smoker

I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground

Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now


Try to look at Heaven and I can't see the stars

A billion trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars

Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends

I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again


Feel so much better than usual

I feel indisputable (Oh)

But now I'm feeling so beautiful

Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing

I know that I will be ugly when

I feel like myself again (Oh)

But now I'm feeling so beautiful


My vision is blurry

As long as I'm thirsty

Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me